"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let others say his heart is big, I think it stupid of the Pig."

"When there are monsters there are miracles."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"Human beings who blind themselves to human need make themselves less human."

"You can rot here without feeling it."

"God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday."

"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs."

"My kittens look at me like little angels, and always after doing something especially devilish."

"Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent."