"Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, control youth, and delights old age."

"The finest inheritance you can give to a child is to allow it to make its own way, completely on its own feet."

"Only the gentle are ever really strong."

"If we believe we have no control, we acquiesce our real power, become subject to the decisions of others, and become like a leaf floating helplessly down a current of other people's decisions."

"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving."

"What you keep by you, you may change and mend but words, once spoken, can never be recalled."

"Guilt is anger directed at ourselves--at what we did or did not do."

"Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense."

"Mustard's no good without roast beef."

"Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies."

"PEDIGREE, n. The known part of the route from an arboreal ancestor with a swim bladder to an urban descendant with a cigarette."

"If you chase two rabbits, both will escape."