"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."

"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"Have no fear of perfection -- you will never reach it."

"There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad."

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."

"Democracy: The substitution of election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few."

"After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted."

"He who binds to himself a joy, does the winged life destroy: But he who kisses the joy as it flies, lives in eternity's sun rise."

"We must get beyond textbooks, go out into the bypaths... and tell the world the glories of our journey."

"For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others, served some more than others."

"Unless I accept my faults, I will most certainly doubt my virtues."